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The Dirty Crooner Krew is made up of 147 members. This occult brotherhood is organised in 7 lodges of 21 members each. The most influencial members of the Krew are :

- Dirty Krooner At The Dinner Key Auditorium March 69, aka DK-DKA-69, or, in a more simple way DKA69, also as DKA, or even in some obscurs publications DK, or swiftly D.

- MC Lee Van Spliff, who lives in the countryside around Lyon, France and who does not give a shit about anything. He likes Rosette. Rosette is good actually.

- DJ Harvey Katel whose main activity consists in the management of the Fan Club of American actor Harvey Keitel in "Pari"

- Doctor Marty McFly who does not do anything but complaining.

- Cameron Diaz, who actually does not know yet she belongs to the DKA, but who is about to find out, just like the rest of those 7 billions other fools

- Assistoidon Tumdone Le Tournis, who should sit down because he makes me dizzy. Assitoidon comes from a very old family who had no luck. His ancestor were beheaded in 1790-1791 during the Revolution. He's back now and he wants revenge against all those peasants and proletarian who "deserve what they have" as he says. If you ask me, i'd say he's right but that's just me.

The Dirty Crooner Krew network is tremendous but very few in the general public know about it. In an interview with a reporter from Dyrrachium who - for obvious security reasons - will remain anonymous, interview dated 28 Traçak 1994, DKA69, the leader of the DirtyCrooner sworn : "The biggest concepts in human history must wear horrible masks in order to be heard and accepted". Some claims the Dirty Crooner Krew was born that very day. In actual fact, those who say that did not understand anything about the movie. The Dirty Crooner Krew is only the extension of the secret Confratria Crooning Cromit whom several ancient theological textbooks state as far back as the 7th century of our present era. Goals of the Confratria Crooning Cromit have always been kept secret in the famous book "Savoir Cromit, Savoir Crooning, animi quae ut Dirty". It is obvious now that the main goal be world domination and people's enslavement using two of the most archaic concepts in our modern societies : money and property.

The profecy as described in this terrifying book will accomplish, and the Dirty Crooner Krew is only the armed hand for this accomplishment.

"Qui oserait dire enfin que tous les songes sont véridiques ? Quelques uns le sont, mais il n'est nullement nécessaire qu'ils le soient tous.

De la confusion qui rêgne alors peuvent naitre parfois dans les rêves les visions les plus étranges." de divinatione - II - 65

To contact the great Apostolical Administrator, Dirty Crooner's guardian of time and H, you must try to be clever and use the email below:

dirtycrooner @ gmail.com